Okay what if we had a Cinderella AU where Gandalf is his fairy godmother and transforms Bilbo into a dwarf for a party. Imagine all of the trouble Bilbo didn’t realize that came with being a dwarf. Boots, for one. Khuzdul, for another. He’d have to think of a fake name. Dwarven etiquette. His balance would change, because dwarves are built heavier. The amount of hair that sprouts from the strangest of places. And he would have to return home before midnight and turned back into a hobbit.